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My Wife, My Mate and My Mum (Separate People)

by Smeghead Steve

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Yeah, This is my song for my girl, Her name's Michelle, And we're totes getting married, For real, Yeah I love you Michelle, I'll take you to the Motel, Don't you worry baby; it's an American word for 'hotel' I'll give you all the intel, Call you up on your cell, Don't you worry baby; it's an American word for 'mobile phone' Yeah, I really dig you Michelle, If you were a flower bed, I'd be a trowel, Yeah you're totally great, and baby I cannot wait, To make you officially my bitch, when we get hitched, 'Cause You're a beautiful babe, And you've got something I crave, To quote an idiotic idiom "It's all about that bass", Yeah, you've got great lady bits, So sit on my face, That's not a euphemism, It's a literal instruction, Now come on sugar, help me to erect my construction, How many more metaphors do you need for intercourse? No, seriously. Am I being too subtle? Yeah I love you Michelle, I'll take you to the Motel, Don't you worry baby; it's an American word for 'hotel' Yeah I love you Michelle, Smeghead Steve je m'appelle, Did you know I could speak French and American as well? Yeah baby, you're so sweet, You're like a sweet, One being an adjective, the other a noun, You put the 'honey' in 'honeymoon', We'll be dining in Wetherspoons So come on girl get on down and work it for me now, I'm gonna fatuously, vacuously objectify you to the nth degree, This is the music industry, And nothing sells like misogyny, You're so fine, a beautiful design, And sometimes in my mind, You're just a walking vagina, So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, yeah, Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, yeah, And in this context the pronoun 'it' refers to 'sex', And/or your aforementioned vagina, So come on, Come on, Come on, Comment tu t'appelle? Elle s'appelle Michelle, Yeah I love you Michelle, I'll take you to the Motel, Don't you worry baby; it's an American word for 'hotel', Yeah I love you Michelle, You can ring on my bell, Thinking about you causes my genital organs to swell, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club, Any club you want, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club Any club you want, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club As long as entrance is less than $30, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club That's approximately £19.20, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club Combined total, not each, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club Where we can do all the club things, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club I'll even throw in a kebab, Yes I love you Michelle, I'll take you to the Motel, Don't you worry baby; it's an American word for 'hotel' I'll take you to the Motel, Take you to the Hotel, I've got a thing for places one can temporarily dwell, Yeah I love you Michelle, I'll take you to the Motel, I'll love you through the front door And the back one as well, I'm gonna take you to the mother-flipping club
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released June 6, 2022

Written and Performed by Smeghead Steve "Steve George"

Production and additional writing by Ben Turk

www.facebook.com/benturkmusic

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Smeghead Steve UK

I make music that makes me laugh. Sometimes it makes other people laugh too.

I make silly music for silly people.

WARNING: I can be quite offensive. I'm generally quite nice, but I have a dark, sometimes morally dubious, sense of humour, so I apologise in advance for anything and everything I produce. Personally, I blame the parents.
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